First Time for Everything
For starters - It would be ridiculous to say that I’ve done this before, so I won’t. In fact, it might also be indecent to believe that reading this and the upcoming blogs will be enjoyable, so don’t. However, when it comes to matters of wasting time through satyrical and sarcastic depictions of the everyday events in the life of a teenager, this might be exactly what you’re looking for.
Hello, my name is Chris Watson and I am.
Honesty is for sure the best quality and honestly, we both know you could care less about the hobbies and interests of another person you don’t have the time to get to know. So I’ll make you a deal.
All that I ask is of you is when reading this blog you understand that everything I write will include sarcasm, bias, humor, personality, my point of view, a mix of my other various character traits and imperfection. In return, I’ll save you the pain of a myspace survey times a bajillion.
Deal?
Great, let’s get started.
The time is 10:06p.m. and I am fucked. It’s only natural to put homework off until the end, but I’ve been working on a project for the past 5 hours and an A seems out of the question. To increase the odds, my spanish teacher has lost over half my assignments due to a mix up in turn-in bins.
Not gunna lie… I blame the language barrier. It’s not racist, it’s called ridiculous. There are three Chris’s in the class and they sit next to eachother to “help her avoid confusion”. She spends most of the period teaching us through a Span/Eng Dictionary and is convinced that the phrase not cool can be used in any and all situations. Quick example - I show up to class late ‘cause I had to pee, first thing she says to me, “Chrees, you are late. You are being not cool with me,I write you up, receive a tardy pass soon”
Reeeeedickaluss, as the not cool kids say.
Moving on, I’m reminded that it’s Sunday. A day that is wonderful because I went to church and was around friends and fellow Christians who want to be there.
I’m headin’ for bed.
Goodnight.
Noteable people (long today):
Shelby - In attendance today, joined us for lunch. He’s the greatest person ever.
Kelly - Slept in, but joined us for 2nd service and lunch. Wonderful personality that’s coming around. Got me into this.
Nicole - 1st service, went home. She’s a new face and actually a new smile to the group and is much welcomed.
Natalie - Girl won’t leave me alone and has made it a habit of making forcefully cunning comments to attract my attention. She’s fun to be around regardless, haha.
Mama Watson - Full time teacher now, went to teacher party. Hope she didn’t talk to senora.
Alex D. - Younglife leader from ASU. Real nice guy, invited me to YL tomorrow night. Darn baseball…
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