I Almost forgot!

Sleepy and dgaf

is kinda how I’ve felt for the past three days. For the most part, I think it’s just a combo of finals comin up and workouts kickin my ass every damn day.

But hey, cheat yourself in here, get beat out there. It’s the best motto I’ve ever lived by. Thanks Coach Jacobson, even if you are a little crazy..

Aust n I went to chic-fil-a after bball and have decided that it’s the most expensive fast food out there. That was the second and last time I’ll ever eat there.

Also, it’s interesting to see all of the frosh ballers in action. Kinda weird to think that I was once that uncordinated hahaha, but it’s all good.

Keep it real yo,

-Chris

Noteable People:

Emily: wayyy to be a total dickk today.

Senora: honestly, I think i should have mentioned you in my bipolar post. hahahah….but seriously…

Joe: our handshake is wayy to legitt now. Mi pajaro es muy gigante.

Tomie: Okay, I admit it, I read 9 chapters of that book last night and im hooked =]

SOH CAH TOA

If there’s anything I’ve learned today, it’s that, right thurr. SOH CAH TOA. Sine=Opposite/Hypotenuse. Cosine=Adjacent/Hypotenuse. Tangent=Opposite/Adj.

The reason I just wasted your time reading that was more for my educational benefit and for those who are also failing trigonometry. @_@

Winterball is a betchh as are workouts. Can’t wait to go to USD invitational camp a week from Saturday to show ‘em what I got.

Interesting activity of the day: bicycle races at Sports Authority.

Best story of the day (as told by me): After practice Austin, John and Chris, the three Pitcher Onlys got hungry. Oh no! What were they going to do? Luckily, they put their heads together and decided to go to In-N-Out. Whew! At innout Chris saw a cute girl from pinnacle and her friend and decided to say Hi after she smiled at him. They talked for a little bit and then when Chris, John and Austin got up to get their food, the two girls left. The three went and sat next to the window with Chris and John looking outside, Aust looking in. Chris saw one of the girls outside who smiled at him and he waved. The girl then bent over to pet her dog and Chris, pervertedly said to John, “Damn, look at that form” John agreed and smiled and Austin turned around and peeked his head around the corner to look JUST as the girl turned around and frowned at Austin who, embarassed out of his mind, quickly jumped backwards knocking over his food and sending Chris and John into tears with laughter. The girl then stormed away with her friend and puppy leaving Chris and John making fun of Austin for the rest of the night and probably all of tomorrow.

Don’t forget to study for finals! Me choca espanol!

Night! God Bless,

-Chris

Noteable People:

Austin: hahaha, freakin funniest thing ever. i’m sure hes still red.

Coach Tim: helped me on the curve, he’s a swell guy.

Shelby: finally rememberd to invite family over for dinner. hahaha

Bree: should she be mentioned?

Domni Q: is almost convinced as well as myself to stop trying to get HL. =[

La bipolar (Not El)

It’s Monday! Congratulations, you have all get to endure another torturing week of work and school! Super!

The topic for this fine Monday, is weirdness. If, that is in fact a word.

At my school there are lots of weirdos. In fact, I’d say I’m friends with lots of these weirdos. But here’s what’s really weird - Lately, a couple of my friends who I would consider to be completely normal are acting weird…almost…bipolar? Yeah, bipolar sounds right.

A friend who normally never talks to me more than she needs to has suddenly started bugging the crap out of me. We’re not talking a slight adjustment, we’re talking about a girl who’s made fun of me since freshman year, is texting me non-stop for absolutely no reason. And I quote, “Haha nope, you do love me.” “uh, you think that.” “No, you do, you do!” WTF!?!? I feel like that really ugly chick in the Planters Peanuts commercial who rubs the peanuts on herself to get the guys…

On the other hand, a friend who in the past I would spend hours talking to, wouldn’t even acknowledge my existence today. It’s been getting worse and worse for the past three weeks and now…yeah. Kinda depressing…But would it make sense if I said that she was also of female origin???

Shelby and I’ve been talkin and we’re pretty much convinced that all girls are bipolar in accordance to some outside force we have yet to reveal. He relayed an even better story about a mostly unfriendly girl that asked if he wanted to hang out anytime soon, and by soon I mean this weekend…hahaha, I’m stumped. I’m not sexist, just confused that’s all.

Enjoy your Monday,

I’ll get better at writing these I swear,

-Chris

Noteable People:

HM - Bipolar number one.

TS - Bipolar number two.

Coach Gianni - Kicked my ass during workouts today…imm pooped.

Sean - Love that kid, worry if he’s alright sometimes, he was all smiles today at mass.

Freshman Girls - Their just so darn cute! hahaha, and hott as fuckk, don’t think it’s worth it to get that reputation though…next year, next year.

Leah - texted me like crazy today, I’m interested, hope to see what she’s about this weekend.

First Time for Everything

For starters - It would be ridiculous to say that I’ve done this before, so I won’t. In fact, it might also be indecent to believe that reading this and the upcoming blogs will be enjoyable, so don’t. However, when it comes to matters of wasting time through satyrical and sarcastic depictions of the everyday events in the life of a teenager, this might be exactly what you’re looking for.

Hello, my name is Chris Watson and I am.

Honesty is for sure the best quality and honestly, we both know you could care less about the hobbies and interests of another person you don’t have the time to get to know. So I’ll make you a deal.

All that I ask is of you is when reading this blog you understand that everything I write will include sarcasm, bias, humor, personality, my point of view, a mix of my other various character traits and imperfection. In return, I’ll save you the pain of a myspace survey times a bajillion.

Deal?

Great, let’s get started.

The time is 10:06p.m. and I am fucked. It’s only natural to put homework off until the end, but I’ve been working on a project for the past 5 hours and an A seems out of the question. To increase the odds, my spanish teacher has lost over half my assignments due to a mix up in turn-in bins.

Not gunna lie… I blame the language barrier. It’s not racist, it’s called ridiculous. There are three Chris’s in the class and they sit next to eachother to “help her avoid confusion”. She spends most of the period teaching us through a Span/Eng Dictionary and is convinced that the phrase not cool can be used in any and all situations. Quick example - I show up to class late ‘cause I had to pee, first thing she says to me, “Chrees, you are late. You are being not cool with me,I write you up, receive a tardy pass soon”

Reeeeedickaluss, as the not cool kids say.

Moving on, I’m reminded that it’s Sunday. A day that is wonderful because I went to church and was around friends and fellow Christians who want to be there.

I’m headin’ for bed.

Goodnight.

Noteable people (long today):

Shelby - In attendance today, joined us for lunch. He’s the greatest person ever.

Kelly - Slept in, but joined us for 2nd service and lunch. Wonderful personality that’s coming around. Got me into this.

Nicole - 1st service, went home. She’s a new face and actually a new smile to the group and is much welcomed.

Natalie - Girl won’t leave me alone and has made it a habit of making forcefully cunning comments to attract my attention. She’s fun to be around regardless, haha.

Mama Watson - Full time teacher now, went to teacher party. Hope she didn’t talk to senora.

Alex D. - Younglife leader from ASU. Real nice guy, invited me to YL tomorrow night. Darn baseball…